I started a Tumblr.

It feels silly for me, of all people, to explain myself for starting another blog, but my hope is that the short format and mobile capabilities will facilitate a return to… you know, something or other. Say it with me, “ugh.”

I know plastic-surgery is common in Hollywood, but he barely looks lifelike anymore. I don’t approve!

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How come nobody told me Taylor Negron was nominated for an Academy Award?

Also: Am I the only one who hears “Javier Bardem,” and can’t not think “beavery hard-on?” I thought so.

I had to fix a crashed database on here and figured this was a good time to put up the first post since June. Here’s what I’ve been up to since then…

• Left Offsprung

• Killed Junkiness

• Abandoned my bid for the GOP presidential nomination in light of Spaghetti-Gate

• Got lazy with Baby Roadies

• Started an AMG blog

• Avenged the death of Robert Goulet

• Murdered Evel Knievel

• Lost like 50 lbs.

• Wrote a bunch of stuff for the Indecision 2008 Blog (I do about 20-30% of the Cubby Chaser posts)

So maybe I’ll start posting here often-ish again. Or maybe I’ll focus more of my attention on training for the World Series of Pogs. It’s in God’s hands now.