Archive for March, 2008

Cleaning Out My Computer

Friday, March 28th, 2008

I just found this and this. (They’re too wide to post here)

I Hope My Blogging Is More Original Than My Dreaming

Friday, March 28th, 2008

So, today’s my last day at AMG. I start my new Comedy Central job on Monday. Last night I had this dream wherein I suddenly realized I was still in college, and I hadn’t been to my classes in years. I became totally panicked, because I didn’t know how I could possibly do anything to keep from failing. And then Sigmund Freud came out and banged a gong.

Anyway, bon voyage, All Movie Guide. I’m sure going to miss watching movies all day for a living. Zing!

I Got a New Job

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

I’m leaving AMG to be the new Blog Editor at Comedy Central Insider. I start two weeks from yesterday.

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

And now, a conversation I had at a Super Bowl party in the early ’90s.

Some Kid: Do you like Ted Nugent?

Me: I don’t really know any of his songs.

Some Kid: No, I mean as a bow-hunter.

The End.