Archive for February, 2008

From Fast Times to No Country: The Unlikely Rise of an Oscar Hopeful

Monday, February 11th, 2008

How come nobody told me Taylor Negron was nominated for an Academy Award?

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Also: Am I the only one who hears “Javier Bardem,” and can’t not think “beavery hard-on?” I thought so.

O HAI!! I FIXT UR DVR!!@1

Friday, February 8th, 2008

Haven’t seen it! No spoilerzplzkthx!

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“I Miss Junkiness” of the Day

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

Yankee Pot Roast warms my blackened heart with this flawless LOLdiamond:

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Super Fat Wednesday

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

That paczki yesterday made an impressive showing at the polls, but this morning saw an out-of-nowhere delegate upset by a chocolate-chip cookie with bacon. That’s right, a chocolate-chip cookie. With fucking bacon in it. In my belly.

God bless America.

Super Fat Tuesday

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

This election day, I’m voting for paczkis!

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PS YouTube loses for not having the old Farmer Jack commercial where they say, “You don’t have to be Polish to polish off a paczki!” Better luck next year, YouTube.