How come nobody told me Taylor Negron was nominated for an Academy Award?
Also: Am I the only one who hears “Javier Bardem,” and can’t not think “beavery hard-on?” I thought so.
Yankee Pot Roast warms my blackened heart with this flawless LOLdiamond:
That paczki yesterday made an impressive showing at the polls, but this morning saw an out-of-nowhere delegate upset by a chocolate-chip cookie with bacon. That’s right, a chocolate-chip cookie. With fucking bacon in it. In my belly.
God bless America.
This election day, I’m voting for paczkis!
PS YouTube loses for not having the old Farmer Jack commercial where they say, “You don’t have to be Polish to polish off a paczki!” Better luck next year, YouTube.
