Which bootylicious pop-diva likes to spend her Saturday afternoons in a vat of chunky peanut-butter while one-legged Filipino dwarves massage her pinky toes with dead mackerel? My lips are S-to-the-Izzealed!
One of my most reliable sources has revealed to me the reasons behind the recent blind-item regarding a flaxen-haired Hollywood hunk’s habit of tipping poorly. Apparently, when the bronze-topped star was a prepubescent tot, his parents and eleven siblings were eaten alive before his very eyes by a drug-addled gang of ravenous wait-staffers. I hereby consider this case closed!
Which doe-eyed One Tree Hill star was allegedly seen getting her snog on with a dead veteran newsman several times her age in the back of a Hardee’s? I’ll give you a hint, she’s known for her PCP-fueled all-night HJ parties, and his initials are David Brinkley! Oops, did that slip out?!