Dennis DiClaudio is a Terrible Blogger, and I Hate Him
As I recently mentioned, “writer” Dennis DiClaudio has started a new blog. Unlike previous attempts at maintaining a regular web presence, he’s actually managed to keep this one going for a few days. Bravo, Dennis. (If you could see me right now, you’d see that I’m slowly clapping all sarcastically and patronizing-like. (I’m also typing while I slowly and patronizingly clap. (Also, I’m even typing patronizingly.)))
Unfortunately for Dennis, he clearly doesn’t know the first thing about blogging. From the looks of things, he doesn’t even know the eighth thing about blogging. Blogs are supposed to be filled with mundane esoterica about one’s life, links to web-videos everyone with eyes has already seen twice, and links to better posts on better blogs followed by single-word comments like, “Indeed.”
Instead, Dennis DiClaudio as chosen to fill his weblog with clever and hilarious posts like this and this. I’ve seen kiddy-pools full of jellybeans and ferret barf that resemble a blog more than the tommyrot he’s trying to pass off.
In conclusion, I hate Dennis DiClaudio.