Archive for February, 2006

Feet Rot This short film on the Sundance website …

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

Feet Rot

This short film on the Sundance website has everything I need in a movie:
1. It was directed by Bob Odenkirk
2. It’s about the Holocaust
3. Zack Galifinakis is in it
4. The girl who played Chrissy on Growing Pains is in it and is very hot
5. It ends with a Built to Spill song

Version 2.0 I’m going to be doing some work on th…

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

Version 2.0

I’m going to be doing some work on the site over the next few days. Posting will be light in the interim, but expect something neat soon.

Roast Contest Winner There were a bunch of really…

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

Roast Contest Winner

There were a bunch of really funny entries in the Pamela Anderson Roast DVD contest, even if a lot of people didn’t realize the idea was to specifically roast the DVD, not Pam. Anyway, the winner is…

Jeff Ross: I wouldn’t watch this DVD with Ray Charles’ eyes.
Moviegeek

Moviegeek wins a copy of The Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson DVD, now available in stores. Many thanks to everyone who contributed. Keep your eyes peeled for another DVD giveaway in the next week or two.

The Roast of the DVD for The Comedy Central Roast …

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

The Roast of the DVD for The Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson

Jimmy Kimmel: The DVD for the Pam Anderson roast is great. It’s got all kinds of special features that were added on later. You know, just like Pam.

Lisa Lampanelli: I took the DVD over to my black boyfriend’s house. I asked him, “Do you have a DVD player we can watch this on?” He said, “No, but hang on, I’ll go steal one.”

Greg Giraldo: I didn’t realize how good the Pamela Anderson roast DVD really is until I saw Courtney Love grind one up and snort it backstage.

Contest
I’ve got a copy of the above-mentioned DVD. Whoever comes up with the funniest addition to this post can have it. Leave your entries in the comments, and feel free to enter more than once. I’ll stick a fork in it and name a winner tomorrow-ish.

Things that are Funny My wife was funny in the ca…

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

Things that are Funny

My wife was funny in the car the other day…
Jackie: I wonder how long it’ll be before they make a ribbon-shaped car.

Dale Dobson is funny on YPR…
Sarah Vowell Comments on Our Imagined Liaison

Re-Edited movie trailers will never stop being funny to me…
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