The Roast of the DVD for The Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson

Jimmy Kimmel: The DVD for the Pam Anderson roast is great. It’s got all kinds of special features that were added on later. You know, just like Pam.
Lisa Lampanelli: I took the DVD over to my black boyfriend’s house. I asked him, “Do you have a DVD player we can watch this on?” He said, “No, but hang on, I’ll go steal one.”
Greg Giraldo: I didn’t realize how good the Pamela Anderson roast DVD really is until I saw Courtney Love grind one up and snort it backstage.
Contest
I’ve got a copy of the above-mentioned DVD. Whoever comes up with the funniest addition to this post can have it. Leave your entries in the comments, and feel free to enter more than once. I’ll stick a fork in it and name a winner tomorrow-ish.