Viva La Globetrotting!
I’m going to be gone for 15 days beginning Sunday, and it’s unlikely I’ll blog in the interim. Luckily, Dennis DiClaudio has offered his keen guest-blogger skills yet again, so you’ll not be without new posts.
I’ll return with pictures-a-plenty and humorous tales of two wide-eyed Americans abroad.
Have fun robbing my house.
Wait, Isn’t It Already a Movie?
‘Deep Throat’ reportedly sells film rights.
What the hell have I been jacking off to all these years?
Reuters: Embryonic Stem-Cell Research a Waste of Money
The Bush administration has been vindicated today, with the announcement that Australian scientists have made blood from human embryonic stem-cells.
Blood? Are you serious? I’ve got a whole fucking body full of blood. Last time I checked, there were about 6-billion other people in the same boat. What’s next? Using stem-cells to make dirt? It turns out this whole embryonic stem-cell nonsense is a bunch of hokum afterall. Good eye, W.
Hey, scientists, give us a call when you can make something good out of embryonic stem-cells, like oil.
What If Justice Hadn’t Prevailed?
Last week, Darci Ratliff and I wondered in words what would happen if Michael Jackson was convicted and went to prison:
-Forms the All New Jackson Five with cellmates Aryan-Jesus, Needles, Shiv-Dawg, and Jermaine.
-Turns his clothes into weapons by sharpening sequins.
-Writes a letter each day, imploring Congress to give prison its own library of Coreys.
I Want Another Free iPod
Remember when I got a free iPod last year? Well, I gave it to my wife on account of I already had an RCA a/v jukebox thingamabob. But now I want a free iPod of my own. The functionality is just unparalleled. I can’t deny it anymore. Curse you Apple!
Anyway, there’s a new site that’s doing the same free iPod thing that Gratis networks does. Sign up, complete an offer, get five other people to do the same thing and you get a free iPod. It also looks like they have more offer options than Gratis.
Anyway, sorry for being such a whore.
