Breaking News: W. Mark Felt’s Clit Is in His Throat!
MSNBC reports ex-FBI official says he’s “Deep Throat,” can only cum from giving oral.
Political pundits are speculating that other legendary informants named after porno movies will take this opportunity to out themselves as well, including “Hit Her in the Shitter” of the Iran Contra scandal and “Pussypotamus” of Whitewater.
mp3 of the Day
Pink Nasty – Golden Smoke:
Here’s a demo of a song from the forthcoming sophomore Pink Nasty record. Fans of her debut will notice a little change in her sound. I like it.
Then Delay Was All, “Dick Wolf? More Like Wolf Dick!”
Producer Dick Wolf, creator of the “Law & Order” franchise, took a swipe at DeLay in his own statement on Thursday, saying, “I … congratulate Congressman DeLay for switching the spotlight from his own problems to an episode of a TV show.”
I Sense Count Dooku
You think you’re a Star Wars geek just because you stayed up till 2 am to see Revenge of the Sith, already knowing the entire plot because you read the novelization a few weeks ago? Consider yourself officially played.
Here’s a message board full of real deal Star Wars geeks talking shit on a message board full of punk ass Star Wars geeks. Jeedai Sephiroth (AKA The Shattered Knight) says:
Check out this topic at StarWars.com message boards, and if you can get through all 14 pages of it without tearing your hair out, I’ll be amazed. Honestly, these guys are just retarded. There’s no way I could stand posting somewhere like that.
To spare everyone the horror of the SW.com message boards, Sephiroth kindly quotes and comments on some on some of the more retarded posts:
If Darth Sidious and Palpatine are the same person, why doesn’t Emp Palpatine call himself Darth Sidious, is he desithed or something
Yeah, he de-Sithed himself. Nice theory. Do I even have to point out the Dark Side lightning in ROTJ, or is this theory just retarded enough on its own?
I don’t think so. I think the suspicious emoticon really says it all.
ok now what about dooku? he was trained in the sith arts, but he duznt have a “darth” name, he has count dooku, and lord tyrannus, y is that?
You mean…. Darth Tyranus? Um…. yeah
Dude! The Shattered Knight totally laid that dipshit out! Man, that guy must have been born under a rock. I mean, everybody knows that Count Dooku is none other than Darth Tyranus, apprentice Sith and former Jedi. Well, anybody who’s not retarded. 
“I didn’t think Grievous was a sith, I thought he was just a cyborg Confederacy General, at most a Dark Jedi,”How can you be a Dark Jedi and not a Sith?
WTF? I’m not even gonna bother with this one.
Please, Jeedai Sephiroth, don’t waste your time with such ignorant cretins. Just move on.
According to the information found on the SuperShadow site… Darth Vader means “The Dreaded Tormentor” in ancient Sith Language.I can’t believe anyone believes that crap. These guys are seriously retarded. I actually pity their pathetic minds.
Can you believe that shit? “The Dreaded Tormentor”? In ancient Sith??? Where are these people getting their information? That shit pisses me off to no end. 
Obviously, Darth Vader actually means…I don’t know, something equally fucking gay.
I don’t think I can adequately express my feelings on all this, so I’ll just quote Evil Sie, from further down the page:
*arches eyebrow*
Some people can be seriously mentally retarded.
Please Don’t Miss Me
I’m out of the office tomorrow for a mental health day (read: my dolls are coming home from the cleaners and I need to organize them on their shelves), so I’ll be unavailable for posting. If the inimitable Mr. Tobey manages to wrestle down the ferocious bear that has him trapped in the corner or the debonair Mr. DiClaudio eludes the authorities, you’ll get some Friday enjoyment for your freaky hot selves from them. Otherwise, I’ll be back mentally healthy and sporting tan lines mid-shin and mid-bicep on Monday.
Enjoy your weekend, you knuckleheads.
