Archive for April, 2005

Pope Benedict XVI Demonstrates His Willingness to …

Wednesday, April 27th, 2005

Pope Benedict XVI Demonstrates His Willingness to Budge on the Gay Issue by Leading a Vatican Crowd in a Rousing Rendition of The Village People’s YMCA



Molest or Eat? Eat or Molest? What’s a Pope to Do?…

Tuesday, April 26th, 2005

Molest or Eat? Eat or Molest? What’s a Pope to Do?



Nothing Compliments Doing Math and Driving Poorly …

Tuesday, April 26th, 2005

Nothing Compliments Doing Math and Driving Poorly Like an Ice-Cold Diet Coke




Apparently this sign is up at the local Meijer grocery store. No word on if there’s another one with a black woman that says “Treat Yo-Self Rizzle.”

[Via DataHuh?]

How About Some Porn Titles? Culled by Perry from …

Tuesday, April 26th, 2005

How About Some Porn Titles?

Culled by Perry from the depths of the AMG database:

Blister That Sister
Blistering Briana
Gag Reflex Deactivated
Christy Creams
Rim-Tim-Tim
Black That Ass Up
Boss Hog
Little Latin Gooey Goo
Night Stick
Ride ‘Em, Girl Cow!
Mexploitation
Fantastic Slams

While Rim-Tim-Tim is my favorite of the batch, I’m admittedly intrigued by the emerging trend of blister-themed films. If anyone in the biz is out there and it hasn’t been used yet, I suggest Blister in the Son.

Better Late than Never I finally got into MTV2’s …

Monday, April 25th, 2005

Better Late than Never

I finally got into MTV2′s Wonder Showzen. It’s easily the funniest new show of the year, so it’ll probably be cancelled soon. Anyway, you can see the pilot here. (NSFW if your boss disapproves of graphic sex between letters of the alphabet)