Anybody Know Who Won That Game Last Night?
I mean, I watched it, but I spent the whole time distracted the same way I spent every other game of the series: Using “Pujols” in funny sentences. You know, because it sounds like “poo-holes”?
The people of St. Louis sure love their Pujols.
Baseball fans see something special in Pujols.
I bet the Cardinals wish they had ten Pujols.
We’re seeing some really surprising things coming out of Pujols tonight.
I didn’t know Pujols could do that.
I wonder how many people in that stadium are thinking about having sex with Pujols.
If you look below Pujols, you can see Jenidles*.
LaRussa would probably love a few powerful blasts from Pujols tonight.
Last night, we saw several balls come close to grazing Pujols.
*I also like to pretend there’s another player named Burt Jenidles.