My new TV column came out yesterday and features my preview for the first week of May sweeps. If you need convincing that it’s worth reading, there’s a part where I drunkenly fall asleep in my own filth.
My Co-Worker Sarah‘s Porn Title of the Day: Slurpee Sluts: Suck Deez Nuts
It Looks Like the Oscar Race Has Officially Begun!
My Co-Worker Sarah‘s Porn Title of the Day: Tit’s a Wonderful Life
And because I forgot yesterday…
Bonus Porn Title of the Day: Suck My Cock Until You Drop
Being that the first two posts today were Clinton-related, I might as well go three for three.
So, how did I come to have my picture taken with the brother of the greatest President of my lifetime? As it turns out, the Clintons are well aquainted with a company called Yucaipa. Yucaipa owns a company called Alliance Entertainment and Alliance owns little old All Media Guide. Roger Clinton has decided to become an offsite writer for All Music Guide and is in town to familiarize himself with the company. In a nutshell, we’re coworkers now and I’m one degree removed from Bill, Hillary and Chelsea.
