Breaking News: W. Mark Felt’s Clit Is in His Throa…
Tuesday, May 31st, 2005Breaking News: W. Mark Felt’s Clit Is in His Throat!
MSNBC reports ex-FBI official says he’s “Deep Throat,” can only cum from giving oral.
Political pundits are speculating that other legendary informants named after porno movies will take this opportunity to out themselves as well, including “Hit Her in the Shitter” of the Iran Contra scandal and “Pussypotamus” of Whitewater.
