I started a Tumblr.

It feels silly for me, of all people, to explain myself for starting another blog, but my hope is that the short format and mobile capabilities will facilitate a return to… you know, something or other. Say it with me, “ugh.”

10:02:41 AM ec_yy04@hotmail.com: hello

10:05:06 AM Matthew Tobey: hi

10:05:11 AM ec_yy04@hotmail.com: hi
10:05:17 AM ec_yy04@hotmail.com: how are you>/

10:06:47 AM Matthew Tobey: okay, how are you?

10:07:06 AM ec_yy04@hotmail.com: fine ,thanks
10:07:12 AM ec_yy04@hotmail.com: :)
10:13:12 AM ec_yy04@hotmail.com: :)
10:13:31 AM ec_yy04@hotmail.com: I’m June from www.ec-yy.com
10:13:41 AM ec_yy04@hotmail.com: Do you want nike shoes?

11:24:51 AM Matthew Tobey: There was a time, not long ago, when I’d have gladly engaged you for upwards of an hour.
11:25:16 AM Matthew Tobey: I’d crack wise about Nikes and one-legged men and shod pigs
11:25:23 AM Matthew Tobey: not to mention Brian Dennehy
11:25:35 AM Matthew Tobey: those were good days to be sure
11:25:53 AM Matthew Tobey: But I guess I’m not that guy anymore.
11:26:00 AM Matthew Tobey: Don’t take it personally
11:26:23 AM Matthew Tobey: I’m sure you’d be great at getting confused by me
11:27:13 AM Matthew Tobey: I guess this means I’ve finally grown up, Winnie the Pooh.

11:27:13 AM ec_yy04@hotmail.com: okokokokokokok
11:27:18 AM ec_yy04@hotmail.com: byebye

11:27:21 AM Matthew Tobey: God bless you

If you or someone you know would like to buy a lovely home in Garden City, MI, this is your lucky blogpost. 5715 Gilman can now be yours.

I know plastic-surgery is common in Hollywood, but he barely looks lifelike anymore. I don’t approve!

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